March 2011
38 posts
Forget everything. Learn to say "Fuck you" to the...
Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they...
HAHAHAH sometimes i just sit here laughing at my own jokes.
sat shirtless on my leather chair. stood up too...
i fucking hate hot weather
mostly because i absorb more light than most of my peers.
Sin. That's what you get when you take the A's out...
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Found some money after washing my jeans. I don't...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHALOLOLOL
Avant - 4 Minutes
What's the similarity between robbing an Asian...
HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
WatchHAHAHAHAAHAHHA FUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I figured out the ending to INCEPTION
ruperts:brosenthal-:
So, you know how everyone thinks that the Top is his totem, but in the beginning he mentions that it’s actually Mal’s? Well, you see, if it’s not his totem, then it’s not going to properly work for him. Cobb’s totem is his WEDDING RING. Whenever he’s dreaming, he has a wedding ring on because, as he says, in his dreams, they’re still together. In reality, he’s not wearing a...
Hmm the suns still out, I guess I still have a lot...
Kazuo Hino!: The Sun Will Rise Again →
kazuohino:
“At 2:46 pm (JST), the ground beneath northeastern japan began to shake, but, before the people could , a tsunami hit the shores of Japan. Everyone around the world hopped on their phones, their computers, anything they could use to contact loved ones. I followed suit and got into contact with…
"To interrupt our important news about the...
Wtf man fuck you ABC news.
Reblog if you get pissed off by your own hair
heh heh
GODDAMN VOTING CALLS EVERYDAY.
JESUS. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP CALLING ? MOTHAFUCKAS, I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING SCREAM TIL YOU LOSE YOUR HEARING IF YOU CALL AGAIN. MY PARENTS DON’T KNOW WHO THEYRE VOTING FOR. CALLING THEM AND ASKING THEM TO VOTE FOR YOUR FUCKING CANDIDATE EVERYDAY WON’T MAGICALLY CHANGE THEIR MIND YOU FUCKING ASSHAT. I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I SERIOUSLY HATE YOU. YOU RUIN EVERYDAY WITH...
I wondered if it was easy to make friends with the...
I love waking up and all the blankets and pillows...
T-Pain - Calm the Fuck Down
Thus exacerbating the stereotype that all Asians...
why are there so many of these ?
Those goddamn kissing couples pictures in which the couple is in some public area, the guy is in a break dancing pose, and the girl is lying on the floor. The first time I saw it, I thought “Wow, thats pretty creative and cute.” Now every time I see one of those pictures I think :
1) Thats disgusting ma’am, you shouldn’t be lying on the floor. That’s dirty and...
stillmylove-deactivated20110419 asked: hey what was that thing you said to me something about clay or whatever LOL
"Come back soon."
What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.
Dear February, who the fuck do you think you are ?
You think you can have 28 days and try to be different from everyone else huh ? You little spoiled bitch. Why did you have to confuse me yet again this year with your shortage of days ? Why do you have to have Valentine’s Day ? Fuck you.
