December 2010
64 posts
I'm pretty sure everyone thats hated me in 2010 is...
I don't have any New Year's Resolutions because...
imperial-bedrooms:
i love MISFITS
Look at this idiot's facebook picture. →
I had a dream that I didn't check the carton of...
Omelette du fromage
I like going on people's facebook status' and...
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
karennnho:
guys who smell good, dresses nice, dances, sings, makes cute faces, kisses your forehead, writes songs for you, makes you laugh, gives you butterflies, holds your bags while you’re shopping, winks at you randomly, does cuteass pouts, gives you his sweaters, loves to eat, LOL woops i’m just describing thomas ^_^ ♥
i never thought of myself this way. THANKS KAREN !!
scream-scene:
Guy: Do ya wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do ya play?
Guy: I run my fingers (fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Ok, lets play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks dont stop for red lights
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOL
"In my dream I made you a chocolate cake and you...
-Tracy Chang
I bet most of you have forgotten to check if your...
LOL and i bet some of you are panicking.
Why did the horse cross the road ? He wanted to...
The only time I look forward to a red light is...
before the clock strikes 12 o'clock on dec 31st,...
alextraordinary:
thetwofacesofexpectation:
come out after 12 and be like “ohshit i havent seen you guys since last year!”
Next - Too Close
Today I met a seal that got average grades.....oh...
I've never experienced "A Calm Before the Storm"...
Wale - Beautiful Bliss ft. J. Cole and Melanie...
I sometimes miss a call by the last second. But...
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other,...
Definition of a true best friend is a person that...
I keep some peoples phone numbers in my phone just...
dont know if i cant sleep because im fucking...
sometimes i hate my boring ass life
everything has been so boring lately. of course theres always people that will have it worse than me, but i cant help but just feel stuck in a rut. the people im around always seem to have it so much better. eh maybe its all the work going to my head.
Procrastibate HAHAH →
When your friend's mom yells at your friend...
rojeansibug:
How many letters are still at the party ? 24...
My car smells like In n' Out. I am not satisfied,...
One of the most extravagant weddings in China. I...
Lamborghini Gallardo
Bentley
Ferrar F430 : Escort Car
Wedding Limo : Rolls-Royce Phantom
Lamborghini
The Grooms Big Ass House
Can’t have a Wedding without some mo’fuggin gold bars and Lamborghini’s as the dowry.
Groom and best men.
Picking up the lucky bride.
The bride’s house and the bride herself.
Her 3000 Yen manicure AND the big...
It's cause they're dying off from diabetes.
"Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day,...
-Bo Burnham
What country doesn't use cash ? The Czech...
Sam Tsui & Christina Grimmie - Just A Dream
Alston Nguyen : "I was watching the Soul Train...
What a little butthole HAHAHAH
Accepted into CalState LA. Watch me become a...
Whenever I fill my tank, I feel the grip of the...
¯\O_O /¯ I DONT KNOW, STOP ASKING ME.
I'm disappointed in you're grammar.
fucking animals
So I went out to my car to get something and I saw a little animal behind the wall. Thinking it was a cat I went back there and tried to scare the little bastard off. Turns out it was a fucking possum. The little shit hissed at me and started to walk towards me. Never have I been so scared of nature.
