December 2010
64 posts
Jeff Bernat - Me, Myself and Music
After my friend had all his toes amputated I find...
November 2010
86 posts
What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles ?...
It's amazing how long a packet of gum lasts when...
R.I.P. Leslie Nielson
J. Cole - Knock on Wood
My parents are smart. They made friends with the...
Don't think of it as the last day of thanksgiving...
i hate bruno mars
All of his songs give girls this fantasy about what a guy should be like and how he should act…….and I can’t keep up to those expectations. =( He also makes me want to be a billionaire…….so fuckin’ bad.
My parents used to take me everywhere. But they...
"Friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when...
Earth, Wind, and Fire - September
What sport are waiters really good at? Tennis....
Now that everybody's fly, nobodys down to earth.
Black Friday
Von Sway - 2nite
I thought "Black Friday" meant everyone wanted to...
I wish I had the cliché Thanksgiving family...
I had a dream that someone put the toilet paper on...
South Korea should send me into North Korea with...
XV - Start a War ft Colin Munroe
Who says nothing is impossible ? People do it...
Alfred E. Neuman
Watchstewiegriffin:
I can’t wait for white chicks 2
rough neighborhood
When I was a kid I used to live in Hawthorne and I was always surrounded by bad people and bad things would always happen. Boy, was I a trouble maker. Being dark skinned, I was constantly made fun of. Guys would always try to punk on me when I tried to have a nice time at the playground in my school. There were drug addicts and drug dealers in every other house. Gun shots would ring throughout...
"Love can touch us one time, and last for a...
Celine Dion
I love the songs that come on that make me just...
I wish I was a poet,
so i could write bitches poems. Bitches love poems.
XV - Everybody’s Nobody.
Respect to XV and...
STFU. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd...
Wale - The Cloud
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic....
I wish I had the ability to sing really well.
Singing is probably the most attractive skill next to really good sexual skills and World of Warcraft skills.
